Well, I was going to try and come up with a clever comment, BUT I can’t. You gotta be a real a** to use something meant for your a** anywhere else!

I used Preparation H on every tattoo I got (advised by the tattoo artist) – it keeps the tattooed area moist and “helps shrink the swelling” of the skin. It worked great!

Perhaps these club-dwelling losers could try actually working out to appear more ripped?

the title of this article is misleading.

Just a bit of advice, please wash your hands before you go to the restroom. You do not want to seem “small” in other areas.

i can see one of the side effects now:

hemorrhoids on your face, stomach, legs…

Only ass holes would use it

It’s frightening to think how it was discovered that Preparation-H had drug-like properties when ingested.

People in the military have been doing this for years to “beat” the woefully inaccurate bodyfat test. The test uses a tape measure and a chart to determine bodyfat percentage…new recruits (and others) slather it on key areas to be taped, wrap in plastic wrap and sleep in that overnight. In the morning, they get taped and they pass tape. I wouldn’t normally approve of doing that, but the tape test is so blatantly inaccurate, that I think it’s fine until they get a new bodyfat measurement standard that works.

This has been around for a long time. Funny that the masses are just now discovering it.

WHAT A BUNCH OF *SSHOLES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These clubbers using Preparation H on theirs abs should go ahead and put it all over, because they sound like real A-holes.

I am saddened that people think so little of themselves that they must resort to this ridiculousness for vanity’s sake–

Sounds like it’s being used by a bunch of asses.

Ancient news….well, it would be if it were newsworthy. This trick is older than I am.

… nothing clever needed. Prep H is used on a-holes. If someone is using it otherwise… they’re simply an A-HOLE!!! ;>

Well it does rhyme with steroid…….

Makes perfectly logical sense to me, after all everyone from New York is an @sshole!

I have used the oientment as a great sun burn relief. It not only takes the sting out or the sunburn but takes the red out over night as well. It is better than anything else on the market. The cream however does not seam to work at all. What a great feeling a day after a bad burn while haveing fun on the water.

People are shallow, conceited idiots, plain and simple. If a grain of sand could be abused, I’m sure someone would find a way to do it.

Idiots!

some people ARE a real pain in the rear. maybe this will make them disappear.

Lemme see…Eau de buttcrack! Yeah, that’ll work!

Aren’t there more newsworthy stories to report on besides THIS????

WHY CAN’T PEOPLE JUST GET DRUNK ANYMORE???

What Butts!!! I have real hemorrhoids ooooo and this stuff does not work. Can they be anymore anal then this? Why would you want your butt on your face?? They really must be HIGH

Preparation H has a rather unpleasant odor (to me), and I can’t imagine how someone would smell if they slathered it over areas of their body.

Now I’ve heard of everything. People are alway’s looking for a easy way out.

Preparation H has never hurt an a** let them at it, what ever trips their trigger.

Should rub it on their heads to reduce the swelling there as well. Some people really do have s..t for brains!

There are far too many large egos out there. I think they should rub it on their HEADS! LOL

lj

quick – let’s pass a law to make prep H illegal! Think of the childrunnnnnnn…..

Makes it a lot easier to pull your head out….

Tastes funny though….

Not a new drug and not a new use. We used Preparation H as a facial in the early 70’s. It serves as a one-time firming agent but has negative effects if used frequently.

Well it seems to me that the stuff is being used in clubs, just as it is prescribed. To be put liberally all over (butt)holes.

so guys are putting butt cream on their chests to look buff? you have got to be kidding me! Once again guys are only thinking of the moment and not long term.

Thats stuff stink worse then a dirty rear!!

That has got to be the funniest thing I have ever heard. I am never amazed at what people will do with their bodies, but often amused.

I spread it with p-nut butter and eat it for a laxative

This could really open things up….so to speak. Maybe the next considerations are applying HEAD-ON or teeth whittening strips all over. They could put Prep H on there lips to reduce the pain of speaking in a stupid way.

What about the expression “To much time on there hands”……or is it Prep H.

The use of preperation h is entirely appropriate, as these idiots are purely anal anyway.

Good with p-nut butter

This story really makes you…well…pucker! Some people will do anything???

Does it really work on puffy eyes??? I’ll try anything! And, no, I’m not an a-hole. Just want to look as best I can. I put cucumbers and tea bags on my eyes…why not Prep H?

I have heard on everything now, first viagra to give you energy and now hemmorhoids cream for your body. I hope they put it on carefully so they don’t shrink another part of their body…….they would be going home alone.

Three guesses as to where they’re not putting it…. We’re talking shrinkage, Jerry, MAJOR SHRINKAGE!

Well, Preparation H does do great with a sunburn. Your sunburn will be gone usually overnight.

Another example of why this nation is loosing its greatness and its grip on reality. Good luck America…..

Oh God! You have to be absolutely pathetic to smear a** cream on your body to make yourself look good. I have to wonder what these same people would do if they needed money to pay off their debt or their partner cheated on them….what drastic, yet rediculous measure would they try then…..so sad……..

Another example of this country loosing its grip on reality. Whats next snorting Vagisil to enhance skin tone?

people take themselves to seriously? give me a break.

Do you guys believe this, im sure it is taken out of context or something. I personally can’t stand to be within 20 feet of anyone with a drop of this stuff on them. Now, be in a club with lots of people with this stuff all over their chest…..lol. what a joke. Mainstream media hyping up something that isn’t worth hyping up.

peace..

Why would Fox News report a story that is such a waste of time!!

are you kidding?? come on get real what in the world could that do to improve how you really look?? and just think…. if it gets a little too low you could have real shrinkage!!!!!!!

This story proves the old saying: “Everybody has one but some people are one”

Why does it seem all the idiots in this country live in either New York or California??

How to attract a female…rub Prep H all over yourself, then go out on the dancefloor and sweat. Smells great. Yeah, that’ll do it.

They’re using this stuff to look ripped? I’m confused – don’t these clubs require that people wear SHIRTS?

After reading this article, there’s no wonder why there’s more women declaring their independance from men. What woman in their right mind would go out with his chest smelling like a BUTT!

Joe…I couldn’t have said it better…Prayer is needed moore than ever.

Wow…men slathering themselves with Prep H. I’ve referred to some guys as “walking hemmorhoids” in the past, but I never knew how close to the truth that really was…

Well, I guess clubbers using Prep-H makes sense. They are all butt-holes anyway. !

Dumb!

It occurs to me that this generation “Y”, as I have heard it called, is exhibiting this behavior because they are stuck on “STUPID” from the drugs their parents did during the 60’s when they really thought there was such a thing as “free love”! These people have grown up to the permanet age of 6 years old. I believe they have yet to discover that their ideas are going to one day return to haunt them if , indeed, they are capable of having & raising their own children. I am not surprised @ this news or what seems the (lack of) logic behind it. These are no doubt , the same people who are being pandered too by the current politicians because everyone wants “change”. These “poster children” for change are anything but inspritional to me. Next thing I’ll be reading is how these “changelings” have discovered how to give themselves an enema withh a can of air, in an effort to clean their brains! Need anyone say more? LOL !!!!!!

Besides the fact that this seems completely ridiculous, why would any woman want to be with a man in a club who smells like hemmoroid cream?

I’m not arrogant or an a-hole, but for months I have used P-H on my eyes & face. It really works to reduce wrinkles. It’s a whole lot cheaper than the eye cream I was purchasing. P-H also works great on mosquito bites. Think about it: burning… swelling… itching…. I promise! It works!!!

At least they are not trying to inhale it or get high from it. Shallow – yes, but otherwise safe.

The older I get the more I shake my head in utter dismay at the antics of people all in the name of what….selfish, self-centered, egotistical, narcissitic behaviour. Good grief…what’s next? It’s a very sad commentary on today’s young people that all they care about is looking good and scoring another conquest…

My gosh, people are always looking for a quick fix to feel better or look better. We need to be thankful for whatever we were dealt! If your going to spend the money on these fixes, think of the poor people who need shelter and food. It’s what’s inside that counts anyway and a full stomach is much more meaningFULL…….Amen

Brings a whole new meaning to the expression, “what a bunch of dumb asses”.

For Pete’s Sake, SO WHAT? If people want to use ‘butt stuff’ elsewhere – SO WHAT!?! Now the wonderful media told everyone – so people (and kids) who wouldn’t have thought of it will be using it to appear ‘buff.’ There are no side effects that would deter kids. Prep H better increase production. Good job media. We will probably have to sign our lives away at the pharmacy to purchase Prep H next – glad I don’t need to use it. (Knock on wood- Knock-Knock)

If it really does shrink hemorrhoids, they’d better not slip up and get it on their heads. The whole NYC club scene will end up looking like the last scene in Beetlejuice.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
HA

…so how do I get high on this stuff?

Doesn’t slathering yourself with Prep-H make you smell like a butt?

Only in America….

Ummmmm…. can we say “Old Man”? All these young punks are now running around the club scene in NYC smelling like an old man in a nursing home. That’s great!

What morons, the original Preparation H formula includes a yeast derivative. It is no longer included in the US formulation. So it doesn’t really work they just think it does.

Why would a woman want to be with a man who smelled like preparation H? No sane woman would. Perhaps these weirdo men are not trying to attract women! Maybe they really need a “shrink”…

Ludicrous… there is not another word in the dictionary to better describe this. I think we’ve definitely hit a new low. Using something like hemorrhoids cream to get a quick fix is quite unbelievable and unintelligent.

When we are constantly bombarded with pictures, etc. of what the perfect human body is supposed to be, it can’t be too surprising the lengths people will go to in order to achieve the “look” that is thrown in their faces incessantly. Images of sex and what is supposed to be sexy are everywhere. This latest act of stupidity by the shallow can be laid squarely at the feet of the “almighty” pop culture that is so worshipped in this country. I am saddened that these mislead people don’t have anything more worthwhile to do than lather themselves with cream meant for your butt.

This is a great example of an urban myth created by someone to get the public to buy-in; and
they have! This is hilarious. You know, I hear KY jelly slathered on the face creates heat and thus
cleans the facial pours reducing wrinkles and increasing libido. Pretty amazing!

Hmmm, can’t believe I read the whole story.

Maybe this stuff is the answer to global warming??? Or Congress???

Of course it will become immediately illegal if we have to drill for it. Oops….a gay joke!

I guess my carbon footprint card just got reduced by 100 points. Dang!

Slather, slather…..whew…I am back to being a good little green liberal wanker again!

It works wonders on a cold sore when first feeling the stinging.

Not only is the title of this article misleading because its not being used as a drug, but why on earth is this one of your top 3 stories??? Is there nothing going on in the world that would make better news than someone using but cream on there chest? What does this have to do with club goers? Sounds more like body builders since you usually are not shirtless inside a club (well, most of them). Come up with some better news because this is a waste of space

Finally! They are recognizing their true character and doing something about it! This world needs LESS of them! Shrink away AHoles!!! Good for YOU!! Wisdom at it’s finest!

Isn’t Prep H an oil and thus may be flammable? Kudos to you junior college grads! You would have thought that San Fran would have picked up on this decades ago…..

I think today’s youth has WAY too much time on their hands. Maybe if they’d go to work and do something with their lives or perhaps make some type of real contribution to those around them? There’s nothing wrong with being a kid but you have to grow-up sometime. Unreal.

I think the makers of Prep H are in need of sales. Pretty creative marketing on their part. Think about it.

This just goes to show how ridiculus the war on drugs is. Even if you manage to rid the continental U.S. of all recreational drugs there will always be some kind of substance that can and will be abused by segments of the population, preparation h for example.

leave people alone lets worry about other more important issues then people rubbing on preparation h i think our low is nit picking every little thing americans do

It also works great on sunburn!

Think about about the millions spent each year on surgical cosmetics. Our society has become so superficial that I’m not in the least suprised. Think about it- Preperation H is cheaper than a tummy tuck or for that matter a gym membership…
Next they will rub it on their heads to pull their sideburns up in an effort to hide their bald spot.

Preparation H: The new dating drug!!!!!

What a country!!!!!!

Your use of the word “drug” in the headline is severely misleading and even childish.

You also fail to mention how this “drug” fits into the “club scene”.

This type of sensationalism in reporting is mediocre fear-mongering. Congratulations on living up to your reputation as being nothing more than an overfunded blog full of shlock.

This is old news. Anyone remember the “Maude” sitcom from the 70’s? In one segment Maude was in a split screen with her husband, who was out of town. It showed her with rollers in her hair and goop on her face. She said, “Walter, you’ll never guess what I’m doing with your Preparation-H”

As a separate issue, I’d hate to think what those nightclubs smell like on a warm evening…ugh!

What a bunch of BULL!

That was all the rage back in the 1970’s to reduce wrinkles…My neighbor, a dermatologist, said Preparation H contained Mercury and would turn your skin grey…I heeded his warning…I have wrinkles, but skin not grey…Ollie Sullivan, Orlando, FL.

People need to do their homework. PrepH has been used by Hollywood actors for years to reduce wrinkles and swelling around their eyes and face. Because of its lack of use as intended, the makers of PrepH changed the ingredients (US Consumers only). So if you buy a tube of the stuff at your local Walgreens, you are not getting the real deal. You must order your Roid reducing cream from outside the US such as Canada where the original formula is still sold and purchased by same Hollywood types of yesteryear. Who are by far the biggest A-Holes of them all. If you have already run down to the corner store to get a tube or two, Hah did you get duped!

Years ago several well known peoplesaid on the TV that they use Preparation H on their face. This is old news!

these comments are hillarious!

Oh my gosh who in the world is so desperate they would want to put but medicine on their face and chest and who knows where else. What is wrong with our society where anything goes and is ok to do.

The peanut butter suggestion was great. I just ate a bottle of Prep. H along with half a bottleof Skippy… I’m crapping like a goose and seem to have already lost 10 pounds. hisis the next miracle weight-loss remedy! Use it inside and out!

The Peanut butter suggestion was awesome! I just ate a whole bottle of pre. H and half a jar of Skippy. Now I’m crappin like a goose! I’ve already lost ten pounds! Miracle weight loss remedy. Use it inside and out!

By the way, just so some idiot doesn’t take me seriously and actually try that – DO NOT EAT PREPARATION H. That is, unless you want to compete for a Darwin award.

Preparation H, the topical medication used to treat hemorrhoids, reportedly is catching fire as the latest “drug” to hit the New York City club scene.

“Catching Fire…” seems to be a poor choice of words… HA!

If this crap really works, I know a few Liberal Democrats and environmentalists that I’d like to slather-up with it….A whole truck load of it…………maybe they would just disappear.

Hillary Clinton must use it —one day she’s all wrinkly and the next day she looks…………well wrinkly quite frankly. Just proves sometimes it just doesn’t work on everyone!

Next thing you know they will be rubbing Visine on the A55 holes……….Then they’ll have a real shi**y outlook on life!

Well, we all know what it’s intended to be applied to. Sounds like it’s being slathered on the right people.

We all know what it’s intended to be applied to. Looks like it’s being slathered on by the right people.

what will they think of next….crazy just crazy

No mention of the odor? What type of cologne would compliment the cream?

This figures because so many people’s heads are up the asses!

Rodney Dangerfield “My Daughter is so mean, She put super glue in my Preparation H”.

Im with barry brown.
You have it right.

Although I am already sorta buff I have used this before to make my belly seem less blubbery. One time I tried this to make it look like a six pack, well it only turned out to be a 2 pack. However since it doesn’t help my hemorrids I like the taste of it. It goes well with my eggs and bacon in the morning.
Ralphie donavin

This is just another bad Cinderella story but without any romance. Don’t these fools realize that the “spell” of the Preperation-H wears off and the prince becomes an overweight frog again. They probably think and email in bullets but why would they also try to live their lives between moments of ass cream smeared perfection? I could say much more……………………….but the subject doesn’t warrant the time.

Maybe the guy from “Down Under” with the washer problem should have tried this….

I really liked using this to make tape. I really like the taste of it also.

Im with barry brown. You have it right.

Move over Atkins!!

WE ARE A SICK PEOPLE !!!

I have heard that if you rub it on your balding spots, overtime it will make hair grow back. ………Ok maybe not …. but at least you would fit the part as a real butthead.

butt cream…on your belly? mmmm sounds sexy (not!)

OK….I think that guys slathering themselves with Prep H to look more “ripped” need to slather their swollen egos with the stuff. Get a life!

I can’t see why it matters what part of the body the creme is being slathered on as long as it isn’t harmful.

we have hit a new low

1. The medication is used to treat hemorrhoids.
2. Hemorrhoids are located is a ’specific area’ of human anatomy.
3. Ergo: men slathering the ointment all over are really great big pains in the ’specific area’ or they are gigantic versions of said ’specific area.’

They are all using it as directed. The size just varies.

Hey it tastes great and it’s less filling.

The people using it must be real big a**holes.

Hi! My name is Mikolonoscopy – what’s yours?..

Maybe they shoulod use it to shrink the vessels in their peckers to keep their gene pool from getting any larger.

Guess Preparation H will start selling like hotcakes. Good for the company’s profits. Don’t know why anyone would want that slathered all over them.

Are ya’ kiddin me?

The men may be buffed, but they must smell like a kettle of day-old cod!

I can’t afford to rub this stuff ALL over my body!!

Well, it was made for asses !!!

prep-h is advertised for a-holes,and it is being bought and used on them.

Under what circumstances does this sound like a good idea?! Evidence that when you make something idiot-proof, here comes an even bigger idiot!

I guess this is starting to be the new household product – like vinegar and baking soda. LOL!

I’m ROFLMAO. This is beyond ridiculous. Is this story a joke?

Only af BUTThead would do that

For years now I have used preparation H for burns,it works great for burns.

When I see “The New Club Drug, Preparation-H” as a headline, I think of something I might have to watch out for. Not a bung hole cream idiots use for their non-existent abs.

Thank you for another red herring, Fox!

I think our society has lost its’ mind. The use of Prep-H for body buffing is tantamont to using facial cold cream to try to cure a head cold. Stupid, stupid, stupid. I always have said there are more stupid people in our world then smart ones. Looks like I’m right. C. fr Louisville,Ky.

It also works on eczema and other minor skin irritations. I even heard Paul Harvey say one time it cures baldness if applied religiously for several years!

lol

I have used this as a night time mosturizer on my face for at least 30 years. I have never experienced any side effects from it. Although it is not the most pleasant smell, it does help with the loss of moisture your face has lost over the years. I am 53 years old and people tell me I look 40. I use it because of the shark liver oil preparation h has in it. It does help me.

That is ridiculous. My roomate once used orally by mistake and I thought that was bad. Now comes this.

As a long-time sufferer of hemorrhoids, I can attest to the fact that the new Preparation-H formula does not work. It doesn’t do anything at all.

Does anyone know wher I can get Prep H in the gallon size?

Holy cow, I can’t stop laughing!!!! The comments to this article are cracking me up!! These comments are almost as good as the email humor circulating about getting a colonoscopy… ha ha ha ha ha!! Thanks for the giggles!!!

Placebo or not, it sounds like the perfect perscription for a whole bunch of *ssholes to me!

good thing women aren’t concerned with a man’s looks.

Only in New York…oh well, I guess the stuff was meant to work with flaming, irritable sphincters, so I guess I see the “application”.

I agree with one of the earlier postings, if you want “ripped abs”, why not do some sit ups?? That has gotta beat rubbing hemorrhoid cream all over your body….

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. I would get lipo before I even try something so silly and stupid..and I would certainly not even entertain something like that.

Yes, we’ve hit a new low in “shallow”. Just another sign of the moral decay threatening our culture.

Hillary should use it on Bill Clinton, he’s one big hemorrhoid.

people are too stupid for words

Well, it’s official. We Americans are so superficial we’re willing to rub our faces and bodies with hemorrhoid anal cream…

No doubt being used by insecure pretty boys who tie up their shirts in the clubs and dance with a whistle

Anyone rubbing this on themselves for whatever hopeful effect will prove themselves to be a “hind end”, which, by the way is where this is SUPPOSED to be applied.

LOL, What do expect from NYC they didn’t even want to sign the Declaration of Independence anything from that city is a joke. This was really funny….

LOL

The only thing funnier then the idiots rubbing Prep H all over their bodies, are the idiots who are bummed because they thought, due to the title of the article, that they might be able to get a buzz off of Prep H. Now they are writing about how “misleading” the headline to the article is/was…incredible.

Good Grief, Heaven help us if someone says it tastes like chicken! Think of tomorrows headlines. Cannibalism in the clubs. Buff man gets bitten on chest. Tight skinned woman lays egg. (It just slipped right out!). I can’t wait till someone tries to snort it.
Laughing,
Still Laughing…………..

Now I’ve heard everything. That is ridiculous There’s only one real way to look ripped and that is to do the workouts that mold you body to be ripped

Just watch: Within a week the “Sham-Wow” guy will be hocking this on an infomercial! Maybe it will be on TV as often as that annoying oxy clean commercial was during football season.

It will be the rage at NFL Camp this summer! Think of it—-congressional hearings of athletes using Prep H “to gain the edge.” Roger Clemens is probably already all over this!

Old news. This is the same active ingredient you find in AVEDA eye cream. Just a bunch cheaper. A small dab around puffy eyes shrinks them for a bit to show up at work after a long night

You have to be a real a$$hole to put this on your body.

Cure for the decease of Metro-malism (who’s symptoms include but not limited to rubbing Prep H all over your abs):

Top 40 COUNTRY music TID (three times daily) for 6 months.
Wearing of Cowboy hat all day every day for 6 months
Use of old Ford or Chevy Truck for transporation for 6 months
Horse back riding lessons with Western saddle
Two weeks at Ted Nugent’s ranch
Saturday nights at a Country Western bar/dance for 6 months
Survival course followed by being dumped in the middle of the woods with a compass, knife, and striker.

You’re either cured or dead. Both are acceptable.

These club guys are such asses that I’m sure preparation H will work well all over them

It costs more than heroin.

Great God Almighty…This is the same stuff that replaced the old Sudafed for stuffy sinuses…Now what do we use…

This is something that Fox News pulled out of their a****. I live and club in New York City and I’ve never heard of anyone using Prep H for anything other than a sore butt. Clubbing is about having a good time. Maybe some of the bridge and tunnel trash that comes into the city do some strange things with over the counter drugs but all real party people stick with traditional booze, coke, GHB and E when the are getting down. Complete Rubbish!!!

It has also been found that Preparation H cures baldness, it dose not grow more hair it just shrinks your head

How is this even news? I could care less if clubbers slather themselves in Prep-H to look ripped? They are not hurting other people, so why bother making a story out of it? The news should cover important things, not space fillers.

Many models still will use it on their eye lids. I will too. If it SEEMS to work; it works. No rashes; no clashes. MONA

… losers

Just what we thought. The sphincters are bigger in NY.

That’s good. Maybe all the A-Holes at the clubs will dissapear.

“MA! THE PROTEIN! WHERE’S MY PROTEIN MA!” Go to youtube or whatever your video source choice is and search for “My New Haircut.” This is the type of moron that would rub a butt-hole cream on their chest to attract girls. “What’s that smell?” the girl asks. “Oh that’s just my hemorrhoid cream. No no, its ok, its on my chest.”

great. Now congress is going to have to pass federal regulations on how many bottles people can buy. For butt cream????

Are you kidding me?? Anyone who would slather up with Prep H in order to look “ripped” is a complete hemorrhoid to begin with…..it’s a match made in heaven. What’s next? Will all those guys who are complete pr#cks slap on the ‘ol K-Y Jelly??? (Besides, have you ever smelled Prep H?? It’s
fairly gross!

I cannot believe so many of “us” have so little to do we make time for these comments, BUT, her is my own ignorance (maybe because I am older, not wiser—still using it on my eyes and thinking it works for EYES) I waited till my husband came home and he doesn’t understand the meaning of “RIPPED” in reference to a body builder either. So, please tell an old of date couple, What is the meaning of “ripped”? MONA

Well P-H was made to use on a swollen anus so this seems a fitting adaptation

Preperation H has a distict oder. Who would want to slather it all over their body? YUCK!

take it from personal experience…to agree with the good doctor, it really does not work that well on hemmorhoids…they are just varicose veins…”down there”….and the only way to get rid of them once and for all is surgery, whether with a scalpel or with a laser…to think that one can get the appearance of “being ripped”, whatever that is, or getting high is ludicrous at best and just plain stupid at worst…..anyway, these people must be pretty desperate for a high if they think this stuff works……………

Oh for the love of St. Micheal and all that is holy — what next?

At first I thought the article was going to be about the club scene using prepH to get high. Thanks for being an a**hole and making us feel like an *** for falling for it. Do you get paid a commision or something based on the number of times people “open” an article to see the full story?

You might know, the NOW generation at work.

Once I grabbed the Pre H instead of Pepsodent to brush my teeth. My gums did not itch all morning !

The shallowness of my fellow Americans knows no bounds.

ew. that stuff smells disgusting. no girl is going to think they’re hot if they smell like an old hemmorhoid ointment!

What’s the news here? Preparation H was always intended to be applied directly to the a****le.

WHO CARES????

Isn’t it wonderful our omnipotent media has such matters to waste time with??

I can’t believe people didn’t know this before. George Bush Jr and his minions actually used it on the budget surplus, so you know it works to shrink. According to sources while using it on the budget, he accidentally used it on his brain as well.

I tried using Prep H in a joint but found it a bit moist so I added some gunpowder.Bad mistake blew off my lower lip lucky I didn’t use it on my “ss

It saddens me to see that people will try just about anything to make them feel younger, stronger or more attractive. The real problem stems from looking to the outside for personal gratification and happiness. Only when people take the time to look inside and realize that they are perfect as god made them will they truly find happiness.

If I take Prep-H by mouth will it make me talk like an a_ _ hole.

Larry

I find it pretty humorous that we should all take the Fox News ‘medical contributor’ Dr. Siegel’s word as gold as if he’s all knowing. As a medical professional myself, and one who happens to suffer from recurring bouts of hemorrhoids, I have found the Preparation H formula to be effective in both relieving the inflammation and pain. If it’s not working on you, likely you’re either using it improperly or your conditon is so severe that more invasive treatment is needed.

A veternarian once told us to use Prep H on a horses cut leg. It helped.

you must be kidding me!

The number of comments pertaining to A-holes is really depressing. Just let it go people. The joke has taken enough abuse. Maybe we should put some Prep-H on this thread so we can fit more posts…….Not funny, is it? My point is proven.

Ron – There is no George Bush Jr. There’s George Herbert Walker Bush (41st POTUS), and there’s George Walker Bush. Since the names are different it is inaccurate to infer Sr. or Jr. titles upon them.

I may be 49 years old, but I thought Prep H was for hemorroids. Are you telling me this generation of machismo is actually swollen anals?? trying to be less of an anal orifice to the women??*G

They need to try this at the UN.

You have got to be kidding me! Preparation H stinks like hell.

Men who slather Preparation H on themselves are pains in the ass. That’s why they are called
HIMeroids!

you have got to be kidding me. Preparation H stinks like hell!

If people are really doing this they must be a little short upstairs, and you,(foxnews) are also short for not reporting something newsworthy.

dancers have been using this for yrs. I cant believe people just now are using it. i used it 4 yrs ago for about a yr to get rid of post baby stretch marks and waalllaaa no stretch marks anymore
I have since stoped using it.

Well I think it’s just perfect. Most of the guys in the clubs these days act like total hemorrhoids. So why not smell like them too. The only problem is is I thought it was supposed to hemorrhoids, just another way to prove that Preparation H doesn’t work as planned.

There must be a hole in this theory.

This is a hilliarious article.

Peoples’ stupidity knows no bounds these days. Prep. H is the weakest and one of the least effective hemorrhoid medications, according to several ratings companies.
Give me a break; maybe they should rub it on their heads and it might help shrink their stupid brains!

Back in the early 80’s, I used to compete in bodybuilding contests. There was this one big dumb bodybuilder who used to slather himself with preperation H befor a contest, he smelled like vomit the whole day.

Probably still smells like vomit.

This is assinine.

Democrats use Preparation Barack H on their ‘roids.

Maybe they should ingest the tube instead and cure the problem they really have… living.

Back in the early 80’s, I used to compete in bodybuilding contests.
There was this one big dumb guy who used to slather himself with preperation H for a bodybuilding contest, he smelled like vomit the whole day. The stuff stinks.

Probably still smells like vomit.

I guess that with the economy being what it is, all those “best and brightest” young men in their new “power jobs” have to have an “edge,” even if it is just in their heads…oops, my mistake-correction:derrieres.

All I can say is “Are you serious?”

All I can say is “ARE YOU SERIOUS?” I mean, really–ARE YOU SERIOUS?

WHAT?

I feel sorry for ya! I really do!

If it works don’t knock it.

Goes to show you there are a lot of buttholes running around

Why did you not link to the blog of Robert Fitzgerald since you used him as a source? That’s very bad netiquette.

If someone said that petroleum jelly would make you larger clubbers would be strategically placing that.

Gee just what I always hoped to be a walking talking Hemmroid

That the way I want to go through life.

What a bunch of idiots

I rest my case. It is meant to put on the a-hole and these a-holes are putting it on the bigger a-hole they possess. case closed

Figuratively they still applying it to the same place.

OK, this is just plain SILLY.

First they start using Sudafed to make crystal meth (so I have to sign for the stuff that actually WORKS to keep my nose clear).

Now they’re using Preparation H for things other than its intended use?

I SO do not EVER want to have to sign for THAT if I need it!

Thank GOD I’ve never needed it anyway!!! That’s more embarrassing than buying tampons!

How do you get past the smell?

Seigel is dead wrong – Preparation H works great for hemorrhoids

I am continually more amazed every day as the American people prove themselves to be the most moronic and imbecillic in the world. Using an ***hole cream on your face? HAHAHA! Yep, the great empire is finally in its last dwindling days. Morons.

As An Aside to the article on Prep “H” as a cosmetologist I was shocked back in 1968 when customers would come in on Friday morning with a yellowish cream under their eyes. Yep Prep “H” it helped to decrease the puffiness under the eyes. I thought they were a little nutty and explained way back then it was a little dangerous but they continued to use it they have all passed away now. These ladies were very old then and I have forgotten their names by now although their faces are still very clear almost alien like! Sorry this took so long to get to you Thanks

I think that the first person to try this must have had his head up his A**

jim b or at least his partners musta got it on his eyes

I’m amazed at all the comments posted by those that use this substance for something other than it’s intended purpose. With clear directions and an applicator that leaves little to the imagination about where this stuff is supposed to go I am at a loss to understand what would motivate anyone to put this somewhere else. ????

As a fitness model and now a known photography, P-H has bee used around the eyes and the stomach for years. I never found it to work for me, the smell alone is enough NOT to use it. I have been preparing myself and models for shoots for over a decade and have dozens of better ways to achieve that look.

This is another example of dumb guys wanting to look good but not wanting to work for it. This is just as foolish as women padding their bra, what happens the next day or when it comes off.

Gentlemen…this does not work pay more attention to what you put in your body and when you put it their rather than what you put on it. Also, always remember a body is great eye candy but a sharp mind and good character lasts a lifetime. Go for the full picture.

I would agree, that P-H is just for assholes.

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Unbelieveable! The lengths we will go as a society… kinda makes you proud to be an American, huh? Try this – don’t drink ’till you puke, run a little, do some sit-ups. I think that you would be AMAZED with the results! A**holes!!

Come on FoxNews, did you really have to pull us in to this article by using “club drug”? Here I am thinking people are eating the junk. It is shallow and stupid (not unlike the NY “club scene” itself) but I don’t think it’s necessarily abuse, therefore, not really a “club drug.”

Im not a model not do I play one on TV, but I have heard that some people (models inparticular) have used it on their eyelids so that they do not look puffy. Im past the club/impressing people age and more the my eyes are puffy age and will admit that I tried this and it does work if you can get past the initial burning sensation.

Good Luck to everyone who gives this one a try.

HAHAAAAHAHAAAAAHAAAA…BWAHAHAHAAaaAahahahahaaa…….wait wait…oh their serious….(more laughing ensues)

I knew the world was getting more and more filled with a**holes

I can see the commercial now…..Preperation Abs!!!! Got 2 minutes and a 55 gallon barrel of the stuff…You too can have 6 pack abs…even after your’e 3rd 6 pack…..2nd pump sprayer to the first 100 callers….don’t wait, call now and we will throw in this do it yourself frontal lobatamy kit. Dial 1-800-DUMB-A## That’s 1-800-DUMB-A## What are you waiting for!!!!

If these guys want to look ripped, why don’t they just go to the gym.. this is crazy.

This gives new light to the term “butt-face”.

Um, yeah. This gives new meaning to the term “butt-face”.

Despite my efforrts to tell my husband that slathing the cream all over his abdomen and then making me tightly wrap him in plastic wrap was ludicrous and a waste of time. He’s tried the stunt for PT twice now with really no avail. His brother, whom is an Army recruiter sends out this little tid bit of info to potentials. My enlisted husband as learned the hard way that he’s over 35….he’s just gotta work a little harder. I will tell you, wrapping him in plastic wrap from the nipple line to the top of his thighs was comical……I had to give him a sleeping pill and I slept on the couch. A great laugh if anything is all we got out of it!

The sale of the H stuff goes up after this-thinking that this whole story was to make a quick boost in sales.
Hillary and Obama definitely need a truck load apiece to make each other dissappear. Maybe they should have a mutual smear party to go along with the other stuff they smeared all over our soldiers willingly defending our country.

It has been used for years by people in the army also who have trouble passing the tape test. The night before a tape test you rub this stuff on the part that you are having trouble in then in the morning you have some results.

I don’t believe that people are using preparation h on their face – rather then what it is normally used for. You know it only take one person to be a leader and the rest will follow. What’s next crisco or wesson oil as a quick tanner. Try it – it works but you must also get burnt – lol……

ok this is sick but i will try it on by thighs….
if it worked for the boys it could work for the gals )