Sexpert Q & A: Not-So-Sexy “Sex Toys”

Dear Yvonne,
What kinds of objects, besides sex toys, do people use to bring themselves to climax? I’m up for some ideas!
-Danny
Dear Danny,
While many people use sex toys during masturbation, some get a little more creative than others when it comes to those “handy” items found around the house. In its yearly sex survey, the Portland Mercury reported that respondents used the following for self-pleasuring: warm cantaloupe, a Sharpie, a condom-covered cucumber, a water weenie, their sister’s panties, a plunger, bologna, a vibrating pen, uncooked beef frank, a James Bond VHS tape, a beer cozy, a carrot, GI Joe, a leather glove, spa jets, a handle of a safety razor, Hello Kitty, and a vibrating toothbrush.
Regardless of what you use, make sure that it’s clean and that it won’t cause you harm, for example, it’s not made out of glass, would not cause splinters, and/or does not leave unsavory residue in your orifices or breaks off in them.
Dr. Yvonne Kristin Fulbright is a sex educator, relationship expert, columnist and founder of Sexuality Source Inc. She is the author of several books including, “Touch Me There! A Hands-On Guide to Your Orgasmic Hot Spots.”
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Are there clean places to buy quility sex toys that don’t sent you filthy mail after the purchace.
Dr. Fulbright,
I am taking Lavitra for obvious results during sex, and I really like the results in size and sensation, but, I cannot finish (orgasm). My wife loves the fact that I can maintain an erection for as long as she likes, but, it gets really frustrating to not “get mine”. Is this a common side effect of this drug? What can I do to maintain my performance, but still get some satisfaction too?
D
Throughly enjoy your articles. We’re never too old to learn.
Excellent article. One thing I’ve been seeing is some glass toys. It seems like these could be extraordinarily dangerous?
I’ve not heard of anyone hurt yet; but ouch!
Someone should make a toy shaped like fingers…
Comment to Neal:
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There is LingeriePlace (dot com), despite the name they do have toys. They’ve never sent me ANY mail/email at all except for my order (orders