I know that chocolate can temporarily boost serotonin levels and make us feel happier, but I’m not sure if it will provide arousal.

Bullcrap! They work 3.8% better than any other color in blind tests. The Obama admin funded a $760K university study on the aphrodisiacial effects of green M&Ms and ACORN will include the full factual results with the census data.

Zed,

Great comment but remember that Acorn’s tests where only conducted with prostitution rings hidden in tax shelters. Ohh and the M&M’s are a “business expense” due to the findings of the report.

You can’t be serious in asking a question such as this. Dr. Fulbright I can’t believe that you even took the time to answer a question as silly as this!!!

Green M&M’s work perfectly if they are placed in the right spot!

Dr. F:
Green M&M’s, used as an aphrodisiac, have always provided the desired effect for me. They are sweet, colorful, tasty, fun, available on a moment’s notice, can easily be shared, and best of all, they melt in your mouth…not in your hand!

the greatest aphrodisiac is your mind. Let your mind wander and use your imagination and you don’t need green M&M’s

Not only will they melt in her mouth, they will melt if inserted in a nice hot and moist environment perfectly accessible by the tongue. If she wouldn’t get off on this, then no apphrodeez in the world is going to work on her.

What if you prefer the blue ones?

I have just had a hysterectomy (laproscoptic) when i try to have sex it hurts i told my doctor and he said it could be scar tissue what do i need to do my partner is so patient and says we can work through anything the first time we had intercourse he said it felt like a wall was blocking him we waited three weeks he said it was better but it did hurt me a good bit do you have any suggestions i had the surgery in the middle of july

thanks

To Worried: I would suggest that you buy two books which both you and your husband might enjoy reading as they could possibly help you get past this and put some added passion back into your sexlife by taking your mind(s) off the temporary impediment.
The books are Blown Away and The Low Down on Going Down. They could result in an oral habit that might be hard to break. I learned quite a bit from The Low Down on Going Down, so much in fact that last week I was able to bring my partner to the ultimate…the Squirting Orgasm. When I read up on this, I couldn’t believe it. At my age and after sooooo many partners throughout my life, that was the first time I experienced a SO. It set a new standard for my love making and I fully intend to use the techniques I learned that night to experinece it more in the future. Dr. Yvonne, perhaps that is something you could enlighten your readers about in your column……and if you would like to experience the SO yourself, I would be honored to oblige.
Worried, Hope it all works out for you.

worried, instead of reading those books that tom told you about, how about placing the two books UNDER you while having sex .. see if that position works ; )

worried, instead of reading those books that tom told you about, how about placing the two books UNDER you while having sex .. see if that works ; )

The green m&m is a slut!